After watching “lame urination publicity stunts” by bands who have had a “musical lobotomy” and their lame music is definitely the proof in the pudding …

Clam Sandwich’ Singer/Guitarist vows to eat some some dodgy servo food on the eve of an Album Launch Gig and literally drop dacks and crap on an audience member in January 2022.

Thats right you heard it here first, just wait for the perfectly timed pictures!

Don’t forget to wear your safety glasses and raincoats to gigs you crazy motherfuckers!

“Thats a Paddlin'”

#eatmyshit #sprayshat #germanglasscoffetableconvention #smellslikeasparagarse #copthat #spraytan #cornamdraisins